Dont Call It a Comeback

pretty self explanatory.

For the news story that covers this, click here.

Meet 2010 UM commit Devin Garner……..

I’m about 2 weeks late on this internet meme.  That’s what these stupid things that take the internet by storm for about 2 weeks are called:  memes.  Whatever.

Backstory:  Keyboard Cat has a drunken, mexican cousin, Keyboard Gato.  Take it away!

Because Doc Hobs likes medical stuff, and I’m pretty sure that guy gets taken off on a stretcher at the end.

whooooaaaaa man.

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

Either that or it won’t.  Here be the links:

-Dan Wetzel’s annual 16 Game Playoff suggestion that I love and endorse.  Do it.  (This was published before the Conf. Champ. games so that’s why Bammer has the 1 seed.)

-The Government stepping in on the BCS mess?  (Deadspin)

-JoPo weighs in.  (SI)  (If you want to know what sports writing should look like, please read Joe’s stuff.  Yes, I will keep saying this every time I talk about Joe.)

-Oh Lendale, will you ever stop entertaining me?  (ESPN)

New words to commit to memory:  Swagger-jacked.  And it’s abbreviated form:  Swacced.  Oh, and you kids can get these shirts at Kroger from what I hear.

-For Doc Hobs, the Dime Piece that is Sonya Curry.  Stephen Curry’s mom for those of you not in the know.

-On the rise of College Football in the South.  (WSJ)

-An update on the worst starter in the NFL.  I’ve watched for this guy when I see the Seahawks and he is awful.

Jessica Alba post baby.  Looking pretty good there.  The photo is photoshopped to make her skinnier or something like that.  I don’t care and neither should you.

Goodnight Everybody!

It’s pretty safe to assume Barack Obama is our new president.  Here’s some political stuff for ya.

Michelle Obama wants you to stay away from her celebration weed.

Old School Politics.  What really happened to Abe Lincoln.

Just throwing it out there.  Obama supports a playoff system for college football.  He can’t be all bad.  Speaking of football, check out this catch from a high school game.

Obama Girl.

That is all.

Chris Johnson’s clever nickname came about on draft day 2008 when we waited anxiously for the Titan’s to name a reciever with the first pick knowing full well that no one ever knows what the Titans are going to do with their first pick (except for when we took Vince Young, everybody saw that coming).  So we waited through the first round and finally teh guy that suspends players all the time came to the podium and announced, “From East Carolina” (What?!) “Running Back” (Seriously?!) “Chris Johnson” (WHO THE F IS CHRIS JACKSON?!).  We (I mean me) instantly forgot his name.  Harkening back to my middle school days (Page Middle Represent!) I remembered fondly the gym teacher Coach Jackson whom we all called “Crack Action Jackson.”  So I shoe-horned that shit into Chris Johnson’s name and now across the country everyone knows him by that clever, mistaken moniker.  Ok, just across my living room I call him that.  And everyone is tired of it already.  In fact it was never funny.  Ever.

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I don’t like to dabble in politics on a sports website, but this is too good.

The first of a (for now) two part series of trips to the Marble City, home of the 1983 World’s Fair, the Sunsphere, and the greatest University known to man:  Knoxville, TN.

We went to see the Volunteers play tackle football with the Florida Gators.  Here’s how it went down:

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If her shirt says “no,” and she says “no,” but her eyes say “no,” that’s a “yes” right?

- KG

Here are some thoughts and observations on the first week in everybodies favorite sport, college football.  If you are looking for a more in depth look at last nights Tennessee game, check out the post below! (more…)

-KG

How do you like your Heath Ledger?

a) as Mel Gibson’s eldest

b) a butt pirate

c) a Jack Nickolson wanna be, or…

d) dead

{Via KSK}