Watch 30 Rock
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 
Fictional Tracy Jordan movie posters
Here is a list of everything Tracy Jordon (Tracy Morgan’s character who is the egotistical, moronic (yet lovable) star of the fictional sketch comedy show around which the show is based) said in the last season. And if you don’t like it, well then you don’t like America. There should be an archive of all the great quotes from the show and as soon as I find it, it’ll be here. To summarize: you don’t like=you are an asshole.
Take these gems:
“If it weren’t for your people I’d still be in Africa. Gorgeous, politically stable, Africa.”
“Is there nothing sacred? Have we lost our moral center? It just makes me want to pee on someone.”
“What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”
“There’s no link between diabetes and diet. That’s a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado.”
“Devil’s avocado here, Larry. I think people should freak the geek out. Withdraw all your money and hide it.”
“I don’t need a birthday cause I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise.”
“Jenna, I just want you to know, that if we find any human remains in there, I’m gonna throw up all over your face.”
“Don’t patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon, we have a black president now.”